General
Xmas…
Enjoy our Xmas greetings with VARIETY!
From the HEAVIEST…
Twisted Sister - Oh Come All Ye Faithful (Based on We’re Not Gonna Take It) :
…to the SWEETEST:
Olivia Olson - All I Want For Xmas Is You (From OMPS Love Actually)
Oh, I almost forgot: Merry Christmas!!
The Meaning Of Life (II)
And today a couple of sketchs from the already mentioned movie ‘The Meaning Of Life‘ (1983). Enjoy them:
Galaxy Song (Always cheers me up)
Lyrics:
Whenever life get you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough.
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you’ve had quite enu-hu-hu-huuuuff!
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving
and revolving at 900 miles an hour,
It’s orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it’s reckoned,
a sun that is the source of all our power.
The Sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40.000 miles an hour,
of the Galaxy we call the ‘Milky Way’.
Our Galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars,
it’s 100.000 light-years side-to-side,
It bulges in the middle, 16.000 light-years thick,
but out by us it’s just 3.000 light-years wide.
We’re 30.000 light-years from galactic central point,
we go round every 200 million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
in this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
in all of the directions it can whizz,
As fast as it can go, the speed of light you know,
12.000.000 miles a minute, and that’s the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you’re feeling very small and insecure,
how amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space,
because there’s bugger all down here on Earth.
The Penis Song (I have no words for it, simply brilliant)
Lyrics:
INTRO: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here’s a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy,
It’s divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world’s biggest prick.
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don’t take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won’t come back.
Source: Youtube
The Importance Of Sperm (I)
‘Every Sperm is Sacred‘ is the name of this sketch from the film The Meaning Of Life shot by the MontyPython’s before splitting up. This movie was made in order to offend absolutely everyone, and you’ll be able to confirm this fact because there’ll be more posts about it. Please notice the chinese dragon in the end, another trace of absurd that
characterized the Python’s.
Lyrics:
There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammed,
But I’ve never been one of them…
I’m a Roman Catholic, and have been since the day I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics,
Is they’ll take you as soon as you’re warm…
You don’t have to be a six-footer,
You don’t have to have a great brain,
You don’t have to have any clothes on -
You’re a Catholic the moment dad came…
because…
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can’t be found
Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine,
God needs everybody’s,
Mine, and mine, and mine
Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O’er mountain, hill and plain,
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that’s spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
80’s Heavy !!
Yes!, today we want to cheer you up with this 80’s classical ‘Glam Heavy’ song. In 1972 Twisted Sister was formed in New York City and started playing in pubs and clubs. It was in the 80’s when they became famous appearing everytime on the MTV, their comedic videos popularized the band. Here is one of them:
WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
Nota: A partir de ahora este blog publicará entradas tanto en español como en inglés.
El Hormiguero se va de vacaciones
Pues si, se van de vacaciones y además merecidas. No hace ni nueve días que se acabó y ya se les echa de menos… Así que para los nostálgicos como yo, aquí teneís algo que he encontrado por youtube. No tienen desperdicio:
Trancaneitor (TRANCAS: ¿Sabes porqué me llaman Trancas?… Con que te crees que me estoy sujetando.)
Y ahora os dejo con Flipy el cómico, si porque de Científico… Es largo, pero de verdad merece la pena, de los mejores monólogos que he visto. Por cierto, sabéis que Flipy fue elegido el mejor cómico de 2001 en la Paramount Comedy… a disfrutar, espero vuestros comentarios !!!
Monologo Flipy - Así soy yo
BeatBox
El BeatBox consiste en imitar sonidos con la boca. ¿Que sonidos? De todo tipo, principalmente cajas de ritmos. Como todas estas cosas empezó en New York en los barrios pobres (Harlem, Bronx,…) y Rahzel, the Godfahter of Noise es considerado el mejor. También destaca Kenny Muhammad que hizo beatboxing con una orquesta. El francés Joseph Poolpo es el más conocido en Europa, ha conseguido hacer 4 sonidos distintos a la vez:
Joseph Poolpo:
Como no en España también hay Beatbox: Lytos, Xikano, MarkoOz, …. Aunque el más conocido es el ganador de Tu si que vales, Roberto:
La risa y el “¿por qué no te callas?” son impresionantes.
Proximamente más y mejor…
Inicio
Bueno pues hoy empezamos oficialmente a blogear, y para celebrarlo una cancioncilla al más puro estilo de simpleyllanamente:
Sevillana del Borracho
¿Alguna vez os habéis imaginado como sería Homer J. Simpson de carne y hueso?
El Teleco ha tenido acceso a unos archivos top secret que la Fox guarda en sus instalaciones de Century City en Los Ángeles, California. Y en ellos se detallaba información sobre el hombre del cual Matt Groening se basó en la creación del patriarca de la familia. Ahora reside en un remoto lugar de Idaho donde vive aislado de la sociedad, que le destruiría si descubriese su existencia. Además en dicho informe se adjuntaba una imagen del sujeto, que el Teleco ha conseguido para vosotros:
Nota: el Teleco se reserva el derecho de no confirmar ni desmentir que la historia antes escrita no sea más que el producto de la imaginación trastornada de un estudiante de teleco.
Gracias por leer, un saludo.
!Hola, mundo!
Bienvenidos al blog. Ha costado ¿verdad mr K ? pero se ha conseguido. Si es que el método de prueba y error nunca falla xD !!!
En definitiva no haré mas que escribir cositas por aquí, de todo un poco. Ya veréis.
Si todavía no habéis votado por vuestro nombre preferido para la wiki de simpleyllanamente, daros prisa porque el plazo acaba pronto.
Un saludo a todos !