galaxy song
The Meaning Of Life (II)
And today a couple of sketchs from the already mentioned movie ‘The Meaning Of Life‘ (1983). Enjoy them:
Galaxy Song (Always cheers me up)
Lyrics:
Whenever life get you down, Mrs. Brown,
And things seem hard or tough.
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you’ve had quite enu-hu-hu-huuuuff!
Just remember that you’re standing on a planet that’s evolving
and revolving at 900 miles an hour,
It’s orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it’s reckoned,
a sun that is the source of all our power.
The Sun and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40.000 miles an hour,
of the Galaxy we call the ‘Milky Way’.
Our Galaxy itself contains 100 billion stars,
it’s 100.000 light-years side-to-side,
It bulges in the middle, 16.000 light-years thick,
but out by us it’s just 3.000 light-years wide.
We’re 30.000 light-years from galactic central point,
we go round every 200 million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
in this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
in all of the directions it can whizz,
As fast as it can go, the speed of light you know,
12.000.000 miles a minute, and that’s the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you’re feeling very small and insecure,
how amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space,
because there’s bugger all down here on Earth.
The Penis Song (I have no words for it, simply brilliant)
Lyrics:
INTRO: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here’s a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It’s swell to have a stiffy,
It’s divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world’s biggest prick.
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don’t take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won’t come back.
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